Mr. L. ( der internationaler Korrespondent der Bordredaktion der PP, siehe „Die Piratenbriefe“) – hat uns einen Bericht aus Felix Austria zukommen lassen. Die Bordredaktion vermutet, dass sich das Schreiben besonders an die Piratenkolleginnen und –kollegen aus der Au (siehe die Kolumnen „Au – AU!!!“ in der PiratenPresse) richtet. Wir rätseln weiter – rätseln Sie mit:
In the Austrian City of Graz, capital of Steiermark, UNESCO City of Culture and of Design, the author has discovered a small “silo-frei” zone which he now wants to tell to you about in the hope that you too may soon become “silo-frei”.
If you are oppressed by “Silo” then, the author suggests, aspire to become “silofrei”. This would have the effect of you becoming “länger frisch” as well as being “wichtig für die Gesundheit”. The contact with “Heu” would also be a necessity. Whether you are more “fettarm” or have a tendency towards “full fett” the “silofrei” option is waiting for you. Just take the step, and allow “Silo” to be just a distant memory.
As an example, here in Steiermark the ever vital “Bergbauern” have evolved “silofreie Heumilch” setting a new standard in life quality. This contribution to culture, this revolution in taste and in standards, this escape from the repression of the “Silo” will surely make Graz the capital for all that aspire to be “silofrei”, the envy of many and the toast of all. What Graz has achieved today can be yours tomorrow, - just follow the simple tips towards “silofreiness” on the website www.silofrei.com.

Mr. L. , reporting from Graz Free City of Culture